Swine Flu Novel
Charlotte's got a new web
"Why did you do all this for me?" he asked.
"I don't deserve it. I've never done anything for you."
"You have been my friend," replied Charlotte.
"That in itself is a tremendous thing." - E.B. White, Charlotte's Web
QuotaBillsA young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker
A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker
When you treat a disease, first treat the mind. - Chen Jen
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb
You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes
Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind. - Albert Einstein
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown
Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham
All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker
I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson
As it takes two to make a quarrel, so it takes two to make a disease, the microbe and its host. - Charles V. Chapin
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid
I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul
The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler
Pride: 1. A disease that makes everyone sick but the one who has it; 2. Pride is what we have - vanity is what others have. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp