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Swine Flu Symptoms

After-effects of swine flu

Swine Flu Symptoms thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

Quack: A duck's Doctor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease. - Elaine Stritch

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe

Chirpes: A canarial disease from kissing a canary. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

I don't want a flu jab. I like getting flu. It gives me something else to complain about. - David Letterman

The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease. - William Osler

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

Pride: 1. A disease that makes everyone sick but the one who has it; 2. Pride is what we have - vanity is what others have. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield


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