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Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every disease is a physician. - Irish Proverb

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

For a desperate disease, a desperate cure. - Latin Proverb

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

When you treat a disease, first treat the mind. - Chen Jen

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. - Bill Maher

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind. - Albert Einstein

You may know the intractability of a disease by its long list of remedies. - Alonzo Clark

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously. - Kelly Ripa

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Hastiness and superficiality are the psychic diseases of the 20th century, and more than anywhere else this disease is reflected in the press. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible. - Hugh Taylor


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