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Hogwash: Pig's laundry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. - Bill Maher

Chirpes: A canarial disease from kissing a canary. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

I don't want a flu jab. I like getting flu. It gives me something else to complain about. - David Letterman

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible. - Hugh Taylor


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