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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield


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Hand Speech

Software Cake

Bland Entrance

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Brace For The Resolutioners

Shining Armor Knight

Icicle Drinks

Incontinent Pool

Handstand Snowman

Woke Up Early

Sincere Compliment

Snow Storage

Redneck Winter Spa

HoverCraft

Associate Demonstration

Stoned Longhorns

Wet Nose Fixer

Phones At Six