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Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease. - Elaine Stritch

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. - Bill Maher

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind. - Albert Einstein

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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