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Take Away Food thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Take Away Food thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Sorry, query did not complete. - On a ’91 red Corvette convertible

- On a BMW Z3 (James Bond – Goldeneye)

- Zero to Sixty Before You

- Zero Gravity – on a ’90 Toyota Celica

- 0 - 60 MPH in 4 seconds

- Oh To Be Me - on a ’91 ZR-1 Corvette

- Oh To Be In Love (0 = love in tennis)

- Zero Gravity – on a ’92 Dodge Stealth

- No Limits - on a Nissan Murano

- Overtaxed

- Self Explanatory

- One Hot Cab – on an ’81 VW Rabbit

- On a ’69 SS 396 Chevelle

- One Lead Foot

- For a computer repairman - on a black Jeep

- One Quick Vet – on a ’99 Corvette

- Hawaiian greeting

- One To Golf (Want to golf?) - on a Lexus

- For British heavyweight boxer Joe Bugner

- Susie was born in Tennessee

- 10 Pin Bowling

- Tenor Sax

- Tennis Pro - on a white Porsche

- Tennis Anyone?

- Tennis Nut

- Binary 7 - for a computer professional

- Want To Drag? - on an ’85 Oldsmobile

- One To Envy

- I Love You

- One For You

- One For You To See - on a Toyota 4WD

- Tax Time? - on an accountant’s car

- 16 Before 10 (9:44) - On a Porsche 944

- Surveyor’s term for 180 degrees from right direction

- On a ’66 Mustang Coupe

- On a new Pontiac Firebird

- On a ’98 Honda Super Hawk

- One Bad Ford – on a Ford F150

- One Bad ’94 BMW M3

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How To Burn Fat

Unplugged

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Good Driver

Overpass Passover

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Sinus Remedy - How To Clear Out Your Nostrils

Auto Strap

Never Run a Red Light

Bee Safe

Hummers Only Look Tough

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