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Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The longest journey is the journey inward. - Dag Hammarskjold

There is only one journey: going inside yourself. - Rainer M Rilke

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

A journey is a person in itself, no two are alike. - John Steinbeck

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

The only impossible journey is the one you never begin. - Tony Robbins

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. - Drake

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

I had no expectations about fatherhood, but it's definitely a journey I'm glad to be taking. - Christopher Meloni

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith


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