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Tartan Treasures

If it's Nae Scottish... i's Crr~ap!

Tartan Treasures thanks to joe-kster

Where Highland Dancers do it for reel

Tartan Treasures thanks to joe-kster

on the east side of the Cabot Trail, Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, Canada

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Rich the treasure; Sweet the pleasure. - John Dryden

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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