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Tartan Treasures

If it's Nae Scottish... i's Crr~ap!

Tartan Treasures thanks to joe-kster

Where Highland Dancers do it for reel

Tartan Treasures thanks to joe-kster

on the east side of the Cabot Trail, Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, Canada

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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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