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Tartan Treasures

If it's Nae Scottish... i's Crr~ap!

Tartan Treasures thanks to joe-kster

Where Highland Dancers do it for reel

Tartan Treasures thanks to joe-kster

on the east side of the Cabot Trail, Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, Canada

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Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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