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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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