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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer


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