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Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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