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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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