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Radio has no future. - Lord Kelvin

Radius: More than one radio - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

WYMI - the all-philosophy radio station. - Mike Dugan

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Radio Commercial: The pause that depresses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

The company without a strategy is willing to try anything. - Michael Porter

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Static: Nature's way of protecting us from certain radio programs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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