Tobacco Smoke Enema
Strange tool reintroduced in Canada by the Liberal Government
Promoting respiration to resuscitate victims
QuotaBillsCourage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. - Will Rogers
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare
She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker
The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore
Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry
When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley
If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling
Blowing your own horn only makes other people go deaf. - Unknown
I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow
I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain
I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain
I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great
It has been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. - Mark Twain
I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh
A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump
Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer
That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent
Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer
Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright