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Tower Power thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Tower Power thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Tower Power thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Climb every Mountie. - Dick Vosburgh

Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Gastric Ulcer: Something you get mountain-climbing over mole hills - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. - David McCullough

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

We're all capable of climbing so much higher than we usually permit ourselves to suppose. - Octavia Butler

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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