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Tower Power thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Tower Power thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Tower Power thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Climb every Mountie. - Dick Vosburgh

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. - David McCullough

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

We're all capable of climbing so much higher than we usually permit ourselves to suppose. - Octavia Butler

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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