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Unwanted Christmas Gifts

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Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

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Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fruitcake: The gift that keeps on giving - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. - Steve Prefontaine

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul

Do not be afraid; our fate cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Today we celebrate the gift of victory over every fall we have ever experienced. - Jeffrey R Holland

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away. - Pablo Picasso

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

You have a grand gift for silence, Watson. It makes you quite invaluable as a companion. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other person still owns that gift. The same is true of insults and verbal attacks. - Steve Pavlina


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