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Vacation At Last

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. - Paul Harvey

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

The pessimist's epitaph: 'Just what I expected'. - Unknown

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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