Vacation At Last

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

If Autocorrect was a person I would never go on a vacation with it. - Paula Pell

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. - Don Marquis

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Dear Monday, you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you. - Unknown

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie