Vacation At Last

Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. - Paul Harvey

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

If Autocorrect was a person I would never go on a vacation with it. - Paula Pell

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown