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Vacation At Last

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Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Unknown

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. - Paul Harvey

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Unknown

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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