Vacation At Last

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

If Autocorrect was a person I would never go on a vacation with it. - Paula Pell

I'd rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right. - Albert Einstein

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. - George Bernard Shaw

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor