QuotaBillsWorry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes
Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle
The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner
I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Unknown
I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. - Paul Harvey
Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen
The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain
I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison
Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill
No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard
Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden
Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields
A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown
Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson
Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti
Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie
Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain
In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz
Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams
Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin
Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein
Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle
Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West
The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain
Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes
The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Unknown
Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley
Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.
Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott
Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey
If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie