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Vacation At Last

When you know it's time for a holiday

Vacation At Last thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

The pessimist's epitaph: 'Just what I expected'. - Unknown

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. - Don Marquis

Dear Monday, you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you. - Unknown

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown


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