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Wandering Deer

Winter is almost over on Quadra Island

Wandering Deer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Spring is on its way - you can already see the deer on the meadow

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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blossom by blossom the spring begins. - Algernon C Swinburne

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Here's a little groundhog furry and brown
He's coming up to look around;
If he sees his shadow, down he'll go
Then six more weeks of winter, OH NO! - Unknown

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. - Ellen DeGeneres

When the last deer disappears into the morning mist; when the last elk vanishes from the hills; when the last buffalo falls on the plains; I will hunt mice, for I am a hunter and I must have my freedom. - Chief Joseph

When I consider that the noble animals have been exterminated here - the cougar, panther, lynx, wolverine, wolf, bear, moose, deer, the beaver, the turkey, etc - I cannot but feel as I lived in a tamed, and, as it were, emasculated country. - Henry David Thoreau

Here's how much I know about hockey. Mike Royko and I were in a tiny bar one winter night, and the radio kept reporting goals by the Blackhawks. I mentioned how frequently the team was scoring. "You're listening to the highlights," Royko observed. - Roger Ebert

Who's that sleeping
Under the ground?
Waiting for spring
Not making a sound?

On February second,
Looking for fun,
Hoping the clouds
Will hide the sun.

Seeing no shadow
He comes out to play,
Because he knows
It's Groundhog Day! - Judy Strickland


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