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Wandering Deer

Winter is almost over on Quadra Island

Wandering Deer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Spring is on its way - you can already see the deer on the meadow

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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself. - Ernest Hemingway

It's spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you've got it, you want - oh, you don't quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so! - Mark Twain


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