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Watch For Moose On Road thanks to joe-kster

Watch For Moose On Road thanks to joe-kster

Watch For Moose On Road thanks to joe-kster

Watch For Moose On Road thanks to joe-kster

Watch For Moose On Road thanks to joe-kster

Watch For Moose On Road thanks to joe-kster

Watch For Moose On Road thanks to joe-kster

Watch For Moose On Road thanks to joe-kster

Watch For Moose On Road thanks to joe-kster

Watch For Moose On Road thanks to joe-kster

Watch For Moose On Road thanks to joe-kster

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Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. - Mikey Way

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson


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