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Wedding Cake for Men

Why men should not be allowed to order wedding cake

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Landlord: A man who aims to lease - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

The real use of gunpowder is to make all men tall. - Thomas Carlyle

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle-aged men. - Kin Hubbard

The truth must dazzle gradually, or every man be blind. - E Dickinson

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

Opposition may become sweet to a man when he has christened it persecution. - George Eliot

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company. - Charles E Hughes

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. - Finley P. Dunne

Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true. - Demosthenes

A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. - Stephen Jay Gould

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

If you ever find a man who is better than you are - hire him. If necessary, pay him more than you pay yourself. - David Ogilvy

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook

There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. - Mark Twain

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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