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Wedding Cake for Men

Why men should not be allowed to order wedding cake

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

As iron sharpens iron, one man sharpens another. - Bible

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. - Latin Proverb

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop

You have not converted a man because you have silenced him. - John Morley

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things. - Herman Melville

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations. - Joseph Addison

Labor disgraces no man. Unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor. - Ulysses S. Grant

Every great man nowadays has his disciples, and it is always Judas who writes the biography. - Oscar Wilde

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard himself as greater than he is. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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