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Wedding Cake for Men

Why men should not be allowed to order wedding cake

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Wedding Cake for Men thanks to Glenna Kennedy

No man is a hero to his own valet. - Unknown

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Any man or institution that tries to rob me of my dignity will lose. - Nelson Mandela

A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things. - Herman Melville

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Nobody holds a good opinion of a man who holds a low opinion of himself. - Anthony Trollope

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. - Thomas Jefferson

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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