Weight Watchers Bus
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Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney
Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid
It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato
I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill
The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick
I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle
People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown
There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides
Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal
I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere
He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike
Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry
You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie
Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget
In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey
Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who make a living from the land and for those of us who use them for recreational purposes. - Cathy M. Rodgers