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Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

Content is the reason search began in the first place. - Lee Odden

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. - Eric Hoffer

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Critics search for ages for the wrong word which, to give them credit, they eventually find. - Peter Ustinov

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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