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Every man in his own library. - Ravi Zacharias

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. - Eric Hoffer

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco