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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

Critics search for ages for the wrong word which, to give them credit, they eventually find. - Peter Ustinov

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Feature Creep: 1. The bloating of software with too many features; 2. A nasty software developer. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney