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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. - Eric Hoffer

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh


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