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Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Increasingly, search is our mechanism for how we understand ourselves, our world, and our place within it. - John Battelle

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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