Winter Keyboard

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm heart. - Tom Masson

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney