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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

I like making things. I don't like getting my picture taken. - Mark Zuckerberg

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

If we'd known we were going to be the Beatles, we'd have tried harder. - George Harrison

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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