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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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