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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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