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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay


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