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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot