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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon


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