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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Be great. You never know who you're inspiring. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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Digging One's Own Grave

See The Difference?

Gas and Dash

OctoMask

Bird on a Wire (past tense)

Workplace Hazards in Tasmania

Tiger On A Roll

Men's Golf Rules

Where Did He Go?

Sudden Invented Syndrome

Calculus Drinks

Lights, Camera, Overreaction

Rebar Walker

Leading The Way

Melted Dog

Painful Ballet

Welder's Last Stand

My Life Goal

1-800-PILLCASH

Ghetto Boat

Hungry Hiker Tree

Redneck Roof

My Last Swim In The Ocean