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Always Use Your Mirrors

Not looking in rear view mirror leads to early lunch

Always Use Your Mirrors thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent

When your image improves, your performance improves. - Zig Ziglar

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Image is what people think we are; integrity is what we really are. - John C Maxwell

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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