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Always Use Your Mirrors

Not looking in rear view mirror leads to early lunch

Always Use Your Mirrors thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

A vision is a compelling image of an achievable future. - Laura B. Fortgang

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

If you're looking for faults use a mirror, not a telescope. - Boonaa Mohammed

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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