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Always Use Your Mirrors

Not looking in rear view mirror leads to early lunch

Always Use Your Mirrors thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

The image is one thing and the human being is another. It's very hard to live up to an image. - Elvis Presley

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky


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