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Always Use Your Mirrors

Not looking in rear view mirror leads to early lunch

Always Use Your Mirrors thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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