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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

One fails forward toward success. - Charles Kettering

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal. - Earl Nightingale

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it. - Sam Ewing

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. - Arthur Balfour

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo


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