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Nothing fails like success. - G K Chesterton

Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. - Ambrose Bierce

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Success comes when people act together; failure tends to happen alone. - Deepak Chopra

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Incremental change is better than ambitious failure. Success feeds on itself. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them. - Albert Camus

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova


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