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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay


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