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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot


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