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Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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