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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it. - Criss Jami

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Do something you really like, and hopefully it pays the rent. That's success. - Tom Petty

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined, worthwhile, personal goals. - Paul J Meyer

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

I have had unsuccessful films, but I learned a lot from those films. I give my failures as much importance as my success. - Aamir Khan

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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