Arm and Leg Chair
How Bubba supports his forward-sloping chair
QuotaBillsReclimbing chair - Archie Bunker
Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown
Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Easy Chair: The hardest one to find empty. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb
Allegro: One leg becoming longer than the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. - Christie Brinkley
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown
I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright
Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown
You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan
If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb
Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl
Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube
Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively
Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault
University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown
Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown
Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman
You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King
A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup
Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon
I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx
It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner