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There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Education is a system of imposed ignorance. - Noam Chomsky

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An arts degree is like a diploma in origami. And about as much use. - J.G. Ballard

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Communism has defeated itself everywhere except in American colleges. - Paul Harvey

Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity. - Ambrose Bierce

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

The degree of civilization in a society is revealed by entering its prisons. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it. - Finley P Dunne

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

There is not better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. - Jean Giraudoux

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

Whether it's a popcorn movie or some really intellectual sociopolitical movie, I think to some degree they're all influenced by the social climate that we're living in. - James Wan

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig

You can only learn so much from books. You can only learn so much from education. Ultimately, it is the wisdom of God that will carry you through in the toughest situations of life. - Ravi Zacharias

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall

The standard model of particle physics describes forces and particles very well, but when you throw gravity into the equation, it all falls apart. You have to fudge the figures to make it work. - Lisa Randall

I should sooner live in a society governed by the first two thousand names in the Boston telephone directory than in a society governed by the two thousand faculty members of Harvard University. - William F Buckley


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