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There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Never let schooling interfere with your education. - Grant Allen

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education. - Chuang-Tzu

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. - Wernher von Braun

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Communism has defeated itself everywhere except in American colleges. - Paul Harvey

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

If I had only three years to serve the Lord, I would spend two of them studying and preparing. - Donald G Barnhouse

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

The great advantage of the sort of education I had was precisely that it made practically no mark upon those subjected to it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical carer and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me. - Ted Nugent

To be able to practice five things everywhere under heaven constitutes perfect virtue ... gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness, and kindness. - Confucius

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. - Dan Quayle

Know thyself. A maxim as pernicious as it is ugly. Whoever studies himself arrests his own development. A caterpillar who seeks to know himself would never become a butterfly. - Andre Gide

In school, many of us procrastinate and then successfully cram for tests. We get the grades and degrees we need to get the jobs we want, even if we fail to get a good general education. - Stephen Covey

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. - Jay Leno

The standard model of particle physics describes forces and particles very well, but when you throw gravity into the equation, it all falls apart. You have to fudge the figures to make it work. - Lisa Randall

I should sooner live in a society governed by the first two thousand names in the Boston telephone directory than in a society governed by the two thousand faculty members of Harvard University. - William F Buckley


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