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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Heista La Vista: Steal a panorama - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Static: Nature's way of protecting us from certain radio programs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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