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Baby Weightlifter

Little Johnny's 'Wait - Lifting' tips

Baby Weightlifter thanks to Mel Hardman

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen


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