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Baby Weightlifter

Little Johnny's 'Wait - Lifting' tips

Baby Weightlifter thanks to Mel Hardman

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Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha


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