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Baby Weightlifter thanks to Mel Hardman

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Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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