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I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

If you scratch a cynic, you'll find a disappointed idealist. - George Carlin

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

A mind that is stretched by new experiences can never go back to its old dimensions. - Oliver W. Holmes Jr.

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

As it is more blessed to give than receive, so it must be more blessed to receive than to give back. - Robert Frost

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

Hire people that you can trust, pick a tool that you trust, and just keep everybody on the same page. Then back off. - Len Markidan

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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