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Getting 'back' to the basics

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I'll be back. - The Terminator

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you. - Groucho Marx

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back. - Barbara De Angelis

He who has satisfied his thirst turns his back on the well. - Baltasar Gracian

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

We go back and forth between being time's master and its victim. - James Gleick

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you. - Madeline Bridges

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again. - Andre Gide

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, furn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

I'm amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch, yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets. - John Kinnear

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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