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Go back a little to leap further. - John Clarke

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - Halford E Luccock

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. - Unknown

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Life is an echo. What you send out, you get back. What you give, you get. - Unknown

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman

If the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts. - Nic Sheff

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that. - Norman Vincent Peale

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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