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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Upright Piano: The noblest musical instrument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back. - Mick Jagger

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

Complaint always comes back in an echo from the ends of the world, but silence strengthens us. - G K Chesterton

I can't go back and change the beginning, but I can start where I am and change the ending. - C S Lewis

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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