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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. - The Godfather Part III

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. - Karl Pilkington

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

A philanthropist is a man who gives away what he should be giving back. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

There is a destiny which makes us brothers. The good that we send into the lives of others, comes back into our own. - Edwin Markham

Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. - H L Mencken

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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