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I'll be back. - The Terminator

Go back a little to leap further. - John Clarke

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

Bach Chorale: The place behind the barn where you keep the horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you. - Madeline Bridges

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back. - Mick Jagger

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Integrity is not something you show others. It is how you behave behind their back. - Unknown

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

It is every man's obligation to put back into the world at least the equivalent of what he takes out of it. - Albert Einstein

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, furn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

You live in a community. You take something out of the community, you've got to put something back into the community. - Joe Segal

I'm amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch, yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets. - John Kinnear

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung


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