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Scratch a lover, and find a foe. - Dorothy Parker

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

He who has satisfied his thirst turns his back on the well. - Baltasar Gracian

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. - Unknown

A philanthropist is a man who gives away what he should be giving back. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

Integrity is not something you show others. It is how you behave behind their back. - Unknown

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He's so generous, he'll go out, get two blowjobs, come back and give you one of them. - Milton Berle

Assume any career move you make won't go smoothly. They won't. But don't look back. - Andy Grove

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different. - C S Lewis

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde


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