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Getting 'back' to the basics

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Scratch a lover, and find a foe. - Dorothy Parker

Go back a little to leap further. - John Clarke

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions. - Augustus

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

What I know for sure is that what you give comes back to you. - Oprah Winfrey

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix


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