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Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

My back hurts. I think I over-schlepped. - George Carlin

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

You are important enough to ask and you are blessed enough to receive back. - Wayne Dyer

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

Gardening: 1. A matter of enthusiasm holding up until your back gets used to it; 2. Man's effort to improve his lot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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