Bad Feather Day

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Never fight an inanimate object. - P J O'Rourke

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

Don't fight the problem, decide it. - George C Marshall

Better to fight for something than to live for nothing. - George Patton

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. - Plato

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Be kind to everyone, because everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. - Plato

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

To fight against the infidels is Jihad; but to fight against your evil self is greater Jihad. - Abu Bakr

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Self-pity in its early stages is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable. - Maya Angelou

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown