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Bad Feather Day

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Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Great managers fight for their people. - Liz Brenner

If you want an audience, start a fight. - Gaelic Proverb

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it. - Margaret Thatcher

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Sooner or later, even the fastest runners have to stand and fight. - Stephen King

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Be kind to everyone, because everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. - Plato

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

They say I don't fight guys unless they're on a respirator. That's incorrect. They have to be at least 3 days off a respirator. - George Foreman

The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good. - Ruth Benedict

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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