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Bad Feather Day

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Bad Feather Day thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

There is only one thing worse than fighting with allies, and that is fighting without them. - Winston Churchill

To fight against the infidels is Jihad; but to fight against your evil self is greater Jihad. - Abu Bakr

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Every setback might be the very thing that makes you carry on and fight all the harder, and become much better. - Les Paul

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over. - Robert Whitlow

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good. - Ruth Benedict

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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