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Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

Fight the good fight with all thy might. - John Samuel Bewley Monsell

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If you try to fight the course, it will beat you. - Lou Holtz

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. - Plato

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning. - Edwin Rommel

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

We shall fight them on the beaches. We shall fight in the fields and in the streets; we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender. - Winston Churchill

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman


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