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Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Never fight an inanimate object. - P J O'Rourke

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Better to fight for something than to live for nothing. - George Patton

You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it. - Margaret Thatcher

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. - Plato

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

We shall fight them on the beaches. We shall fight in the fields and in the streets; we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender. - Winston Churchill

The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good. - Ruth Benedict

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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