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Bad Feather Day thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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Never fight an inanimate object. - P J O'Rourke

Great managers fight for their people. - Liz Brenner

Don't fight the problem, decide it. - George C Marshall

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Better to fight for something than to live for nothing. - George Patton

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. - Plato

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

There is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for. - JRR Tolkien

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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