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Bad Feather Day

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Bad Feather Day thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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Great managers fight for their people. - Liz Brenner

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

If you try to fight the course, it will beat you. - Lou Holtz

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Sooner or later, even the fastest runners have to stand and fight. - Stephen King

There is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for. - JRR Tolkien

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Cynicism is intellectual dandyism without the coxcomb's feathers. - George Meredith

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

It's not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man. - Unknown

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good. - Ruth Benedict

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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