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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Never fight an inanimate object. - P J O'Rourke

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

If you want an audience, start a fight. - Gaelic Proverb

If you try to fight the course, it will beat you. - Lou Holtz

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it. - Margaret Thatcher

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

There is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for. - JRR Tolkien

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

It's not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man. - Unknown

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

To fight against the infidels is Jihad; but to fight against your evil self is greater Jihad. - Abu Bakr

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Self-pity in its early stages is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable. - Maya Angelou

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over. - Robert Whitlow

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

They say I don't fight guys unless they're on a respirator. That's incorrect. They have to be at least 3 days off a respirator. - George Foreman

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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