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Bad Feather Day

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Bad Feather Day thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Fight the good fight with all thy might. - John Samuel Bewley Monsell

If you try to fight the course, it will beat you. - Lou Holtz

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle. - Plato

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning. - Edwin Rommel

Cynicism is intellectual dandyism without the coxcomb's feathers. - George Meredith

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. - Adlai Stevenson

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

To fight against the infidels is Jihad; but to fight against your evil self is greater Jihad. - Abu Bakr

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

We shall fight them on the beaches. We shall fight in the fields and in the streets; we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender. - Winston Churchill

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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