Bad Feather Day

Never fight an inanimate object. - P J O'Rourke

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it. - Margaret Thatcher

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

Sooner or later, even the fastest runners have to stand and fight. - Stephen King

Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning. - Edwin Rommel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Be kind to everyone, because everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. - Plato

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

To fight against the infidels is Jihad; but to fight against your evil self is greater Jihad. - Abu Bakr

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

We shall fight them on the beaches. We shall fight in the fields and in the streets; we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender. - Winston Churchill

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman