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Bed Equalizer

Aha - you're on my side of the bed again!

Bed Equalizer thanks to Diane Baugh

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

That slicker with the bedside manner needs watching. He's better! - Martin H. Fischer

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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