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Bed Equalizer

Aha - you're on my side of the bed again!

Bed Equalizer thanks to Diane Baugh

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No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Lying in bed dreaming never got the work done. - Amish Saying

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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