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Bed Equalizer

Aha - you're on my side of the bed again!

Bed Equalizer thanks to Diane Baugh

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No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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