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Bed Equalizer

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Bed Equalizer thanks to Diane Baugh

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Fate is character. - William Winter

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

That slicker with the bedside manner needs watching. He's better! - Martin H. Fischer

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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