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Bed Equalizer

Aha - you're on my side of the bed again!

Bed Equalizer thanks to Diane Baugh

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Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Bedside manners are no substitute for the right diagnosis. - Alfred P. Sloan, Jr.

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins


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