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Bed Equalizer

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Bed Equalizer thanks to Diane Baugh

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Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. - Jimmy Fallon

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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