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The healthy die first. - Italian Proverb

Reform: To gain or lose weight - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat. - Gary Taubes

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha


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