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Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Just praise is only a debt. - G Berkeley

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

Praise doesn't pay the bills. - German Proverb

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

If God is dead then everything is justifiable. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

The prospects are bright as the promises of God. - Adoniram Judson

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

Amen: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

He who boasts of his descent praises the deeds of another. - Seneca

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these. - Ovid

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

Moses came down with the Ten Amendments, which were God's Bill of Wrongs. - Susie F

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

The God who speaks with utmost integrity must have messengers who represent him well. - Haddon W. Robinson

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much. - Mother Teresa

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies, but he hopes he'll never have to use it. - C S Lewis

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith


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