Biblical Humour

God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans

My poems are hymns of praise to the glory of life. - Edith Sitwell

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

To praise great actions is in some sense to share them. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

No man has ever praised two persons equally - and pleased them both. - Arthur Helps

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

When we make ourselves more than nothing, we make God less than everything. - Robert Foster

A saint is not someone who is good but who experiences the goodness of God. - Brennan Manning

A man ought to blush when he is praised for perfections he does not possess. - Wellins Calcott

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Bring me a worm that can comprehend a man, and then I will show you a man who can comprehend the triune God. - John Wesley

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner

If a preacher is not first preaching to himself, better that he falls on the steps of the pulpit and breaks his neck than preaches that sermon. - John Calvin

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible