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Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Biblical Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans

My poems are hymns of praise to the glory of life. - Edith Sitwell

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

To praise great actions is in some sense to share them. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

No man has ever praised two persons equally - and pleased them both. - Arthur Helps

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

When we make ourselves more than nothing, we make God less than everything. - Robert Foster

A saint is not someone who is good but who experiences the goodness of God. - Brennan Manning

A man ought to blush when he is praised for perfections he does not possess. - Wellins Calcott

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Bring me a worm that can comprehend a man, and then I will show you a man who can comprehend the triune God. - John Wesley

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner

If a preacher is not first preaching to himself, better that he falls on the steps of the pulpit and breaks his neck than preaches that sermon. - John Calvin

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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