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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates


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