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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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