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Billionaire Thoughts thanks to Bill Fast

Billionaire Thoughts thanks to Bill Fast

Billionaire Thoughts thanks to Bill Fast

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Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. - J Paul Getty

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski


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