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Billionaire Thoughts thanks to Bill Fast

Billionaire Thoughts thanks to Bill Fast

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Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski


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