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Billionaire Thoughts thanks to Bill Fast

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Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander


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