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Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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