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Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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