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Billionaire Thoughts thanks to Bill Fast

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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