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Billionaire Thoughts thanks to Bill Fast

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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor


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