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Billionaire Thoughts thanks to Bill Fast

Billionaire Thoughts thanks to Bill Fast

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I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it. - Dorothy Parker

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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