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Billionaire Thoughts thanks to Bill Fast

Billionaire Thoughts thanks to Bill Fast

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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