QuotaBillsLife is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack
Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman
Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman
The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost
Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
If you don't get out of the box you've been raised in, you won't understand how much bigger the world is. - Angelina Jolie
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash
I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com