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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Emulsion: A mixture of oil and emotion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

You used so much oil the U.S. is trying to invade the plate. - Gordon Ramsay

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

British Museum: The most magnificent collection of stolen antiquities in the world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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