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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce


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