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Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain
Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner
I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty
Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman
The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler
All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire
To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel
Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten
Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey
I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns
I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown
I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland
A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster
I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis
Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg
If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford
Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb
Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown
A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein
Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau
The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant
Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler
In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman
I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran
Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner
It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban
How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris
Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford
It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer