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Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

England can never be ruined except by a Parliament. - Lord Burleigh

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

The monarchical institution in England is immensely valuable. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly