BP Gas Meter

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan