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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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1st Rolex

Tennis Plant

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Small Bills

Denmark Traffic Signals

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Game Car

Overloaded Mailbox

Redneck Phone

Enjoy Fresh Air

Bread Board

Snaccident

Mini Bar

Frisbee Stopper

Redneck Sushi

Redneck's Lo-Tech Mobile Phone

Downchuck

Border Agent Alert

Cadillac Clearance