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Bubba's pure-bread dog

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Democracy breeds the germs of its own destruction. - V I Lenin

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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