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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Familiarity breeds contempt. - Aesop

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

A slice of eggplant makes a dandy sink stopper. - Kin Hubbard

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

Democracy breeds the germs of its own destruction. - V I Lenin

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. - Jay Leno

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead


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