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The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe. - Mark Twain

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

The monarchical institution in England is immensely valuable. - Malcolm Muggeridge

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Never get deeply in debt to someone who cried at the end of Scarface. - Robert Wieder

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce


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