British Gas Meter
Utility bill bailout plan cleans out investors
Brits convert Smart gas meters to Smart bill meters
QuotaBillsScotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson
Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx
A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb
A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright
Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown
I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty
The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway
Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain
Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns
Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood
After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard
In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp
The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno
How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller
Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal
Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker
The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason
Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
British Museum: The most magnificent collection of stolen antiquities in the world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch
Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin
The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire
I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy
I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul
Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus