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Brits convert Smart gas meters to Smart bill meters

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How much money is enough? - Talmud

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

England can never be ruined except by a Parliament. - Lord Burleigh

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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