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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge

England can never be ruined except by a Parliament. - Lord Burleigh

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump