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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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