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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump