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British Survey

And the survey says...

British Survey thanks to Mike King

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Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

Good questions outrank easy answers. - Paul A. Samuelson

What if there were no hypothetical questions? - George Carlin

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

Who questions much, shall learn much, and retain much. - Francis Bacon

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal. - Emma Goldman

There are years that ask questions and years that answer. - Zora N Hurston

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino

If we take the good we find, asking no questions, we shall have heaping measures. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have always thought that foreign-policy idealism has to be tempered with realism. - William Hague

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me. - Harry S Truman

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. - Naguib Mahfouz

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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