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British Survey

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British Survey thanks to Mike King

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Voting is a civic sacrament. - Theodore Hesburgh

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

I've always had a weakness for foreign affairs. - Mae West

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

Eighty percent of all questions are statements in disguise. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

Philosophers are adults who persist in asking childish questions. - Isaiah Berlin

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

Ignorant men raise questions that wise men answered a thousand years ago. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

I have always thought that foreign-policy idealism has to be tempered with realism. - William Hague

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. - Franklin P Jones

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

But I was afraid of the questions (much more than the accusations) you might both put to me. - J.D. Salinger

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The purpose of a storyteller is not to tell you how to think, but to give you questions to think upon. - Brandon Sanderson

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. - Naguib Mahfouz

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer. - Lani Guinier


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