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British Survey

And the survey says...

British Survey thanks to Mike King

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Voting is a civic sacrament. - Theodore Hesburgh

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

What if there were no hypothetical questions? - George Carlin

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. - WC Fields

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers. - Cameroon Proverb

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

There are years that ask questions and years that answer. - Zora N Hurston

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

He who knows all the answers has not been asked all the questions. - Confucius

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. - James Thurber

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The answers you get from literature depend on the questions you pose. - Margaret Atwood

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino

I have always thought that foreign-policy idealism has to be tempered with realism. - William Hague

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. - Naguib Mahfouz

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey


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