British Survey
And the survey says...
QuotaBillsVote early and vote often. - Al Capone
The bad guys always get a vote. - Navy saying
What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher
Good questions outrank easy answers. - Paul A. Samuelson
Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown
Vertigo: How foreigners ask for directions - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers. - Cameroon Proverb
I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West
Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill
Questions are never indiscreet; answers sometimes are. - Oscar Wilde
Who questions much, shall learn much, and retain much. - Francis Bacon
If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal. - Emma Goldman
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan
The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno
Thinking isn't agreeing or disagreeing. That's voting. - Robert Frost
Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard
The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson
Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino
Asking questions is the ABC of diagnosis. Only the inquiring mind solves problems. - Edward Hodnett
British Museum: The most magnificent collection of stolen antiquities in the world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra
You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot
I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle
The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal
You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. - Naguib Mahfouz
To many, no doubt, he will seem blatent and bumptious, but we prefer to regard him as being simply British. - Oscar Wilde
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin
It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett
The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton
It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham
When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman
Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer. - Lani Guinier
A great lasting story is about everyone or it will not last. The strange and foreign is not interesting - only the deeply personal and familiar. - John Steinbeck
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov