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Bucket Nap

Bobcat attachment for babysitters

Bucket Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Sound asleep in baby's high-rise

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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