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Bucket Nap

Bobcat attachment for babysitters

Bucket Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Sound asleep in baby's high-rise

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher


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