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Bucket Nap

Bobcat attachment for babysitters

Bucket Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Sound asleep in baby's high-rise

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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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