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Cat Doormat

Why you should beware of the cat

Cat Doormat thanks to Jim Serritella

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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Scratch a lover, and find a foe. - Dorothy Parker

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beware the fury of a patient man. - John Dryden

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Beware the tyranny of the minority. - Latin Proverb

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beware the wrath of a patient adversary. - John C. Calhoun

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. - Ogden Nash

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What you applaud you encourage, but beware what you celebrate. - Ravi Zacharias

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If you scratch a cynic, you'll find a disappointed idealist. - George Carlin

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Beware of what you wish for in youth, because you will get it in middle life. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Beware of the man who does not return your blow: he neither forgives you nor allows you to forgive yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Beware the stories you read or tell: subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. - Ben Okri

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson


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