QuotaBillsYou gotta be kitten me. - Unknown
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell
Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Beware the fury of a patient man. - John Dryden
All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
Beware the tyranny of the minority. - Latin Proverb
Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Beware the wrath of a patient adversary. - John C. Calhoun
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb
First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
Beware how you take away hope from another human being. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
Beware of what you wish for in youth, because you will get it in middle life. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare
Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut
Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
The words 'figure' and 'fictitious' both derive from the same Latin root, 'fingere.' Beware! - M.J. Moroney
Beware of endeavoring to become a great man in a hurry. One such attempt in ten thousand may succeed. These are fearful odds. - Benjamin Disraeli
I'm amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch, yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets. - John Kinnear
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen