Cell Phone For Seniors
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QuotaBillsI'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown
Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown