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Cell Phone For Seniors

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Cell Phone For Seniors thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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