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Children's Quotes thanks to Jim Serritella

Children's Quotes thanks to Jim Serritella

Children's Quotes thanks to Jim Serritella

Children's Quotes thanks to Jim Serritella

Children's Quotes thanks to Jim Serritella

Children's Quotes thanks to Jim Serritella

Children's Quotes thanks to Jim Serritella

Children's Quotes thanks to Jim Serritella

Children's Quotes thanks to Jim Serritella

Children's Quotes thanks to Jim Serritella

Children's Quotes thanks to Jim Serritella

Children's Quotes thanks to Jim Serritella

Children's Quotes thanks to Jim Serritella

Children's Quotes thanks to Jim Serritella

Children's Quotes thanks to Jim Serritella

Children's Quotes thanks to Jim Serritella

Children's Quotes thanks to Jim Serritella

Children's Quotes thanks to Jim Serritella

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Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune. - Joseph Addison

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we were born. - Albert Einstein


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