Christmas Tree Relief

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. - Lily Tomlin

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler