QuotaBillsI surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian
Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb
Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller
This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney
You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown
Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine
No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb
Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg
She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson
To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter
My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey
In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps
Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges
The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn
I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran
A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich
Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson