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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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