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Daily Exercise for Seniors

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Daily Exercise for Seniors thanks to Barry McCartney

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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