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Daily Exercise for Seniors

Have you exercised today?

Daily Exercise for Seniors thanks to Barry McCartney

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

You're a chimp off the old block. - Archie Bunker

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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