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Daily Exercise for Seniors

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Daily Exercise for Seniors thanks to Barry McCartney

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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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