QuotaBillsZombies hate fast food. - Unknown
Vice Versa: Dirty Italian poetry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid
Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich
Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan
My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn
Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown
A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster
The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown
What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison
I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields
I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides
Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day. - Tamara Tunie
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith
The world is a better place as a result of Michelangelo’s not having said, "I don't do ceilings." - Edward McCabe
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova
In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai
I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala
My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso