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I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

Do you Edith....take Archie Bunker to be your lawfully bedded husband? - Archie Bunker

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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