QuotaBillsLet fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
Hot Time: A clock in an oven - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers
Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb
Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan
How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham
What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. - Johnny Carson
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope
Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
America is a melting pot; the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King
He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb
It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia